Writer's Brunch

You heard correctly. Brunch. Meaning breakfast and lunch... which I usually don't get around to eating until one hour before suppertime, when Mr. G gets home.

My response to his "What's for dinner?" usually goes something like:

[exasperated] "Do I look like a maid? What, did you NOT just have lunch? Do you need to eat every hour on the hour?! I have a life too, you know, I'M trying to write."

Anyway, if you too are a wanna-be famous writer, scratch that, famous-or-not, you're writing, you can't let little things like hunger pangs or your partner returning home after a long, hard, strenuous day at a real job, making real money, drag you from your life's true purpose. 

Brunch Menu

• Chai Tea  (A staple. Serve with frothed lactose-free milk, thank you.)
• 1 fresh, organic peach  (IF and ONLY IF it's beginning to rot. You've no time to dilly-dally peeling peaches unless it's absolutely necessary.)
• 2 organic brown rice crackers each topped with organic peanut butter and organic bananas.
• Coke. Except when the last COLD one has been taken by a certain someone stopping by who apparently "DOESN'T KNOW THE RULES" to replace the last Coke in the refrigerator with ANOTHER from the cupboard. In which case, drink water, 'cause you know you're nowhere near the recommended suggested intake of .5 oz times your body's weight.

Mmmmm....Now that's good eatin'!