Today's suggestion? When it's 3 PM, and you've not yet eatin' a thing because you've been consumed helping a certain someone wade through the mountains of online dresses in their OMG moment of: "HELP!!! I hate the bridesmaid's dress I ordered a week ago and received yesterday for the wedding I'm supposed to be in three days from now!" Try this:
- Open said refrigerator door
- Grab anything that looks fresh and does not require cooking--keeping in mind your last, recent adventure in the land of indigestible food.
- Devour
- Close refrigerator door
- Open cupboard door(s) which contain(s) boxed and/or SWIC (something weird in a can) foods
- If necessary, grab a can opener, open SWIC, devour anything that looks appetizing, hoping one: there's anything in there; two: there's anything in there you'll eat
- Close cupboard door
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